Now Introducing:

There's this super fly and totally boss chick that I just HAVE to tell you guys about...Lets just call her Jai$ lol. She describes herself as a:

"unicorn by day, a black mermaid by night and a werewolf when I get my urges."

Dope right? But check this shit, she's also smart and creative...

Yesterday...

Was a crazy day to say the least. To keep it as simple as possible, I don't like the word "pussy" anymore. *shivers* *rocks back & forth in the corner*

Ah! I forgot to tell you

This has absolutely nothing to do with the post, but looks cool tho right? lol

I never told you guys that I replaced the word 'awesome'. The new word: 'boss'.

Boss: oddly great, original, & unique. Sometimes unexplainable

Boss can be used to describe a person, place, thing or an idea. Lol. i.e:

I was at Famous Footwear and saw a pair of Chucks that were yellow & honeydew, they were so boss!

That actually happened btw.

Books I Need To Re-Read

I'm watching the Adventures of Huck Finn, and there's some shit happening that I don't remember reading in the book! I know that they probably added somethings in, Hollywood, but I don't remember any of this shit. Below I listed couple of books that I definitely need to re-read.

The Color Purple
Lord Of The Flies
The Stranger- Albert Camus
Death On The Nile - Agatha Christie (I NEVER FINISHED THIS BOOK, and it's haunted me ever since)
Hallowe'en Party - Agatha Christie (I can truly say she's one of my favorite authors)
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Nigger Jim, tee hee)
The Great Gatsby

I watched about 15 min of the movie Death On The Nile which was supposed to be based on the book...I turned that shit off because it was NOTHING like the book. The book is about Egyptians, specifically Amenhotep, the movie had rich people on a yacht. Yeah, totally not alike

Stomp The Yard: Homecoming

Was a total waste of time. I felt sorry for the gaffer. If you've seen the original and liked it, I beg of you, DO NOT WATCH THE SEQUEL! 

12 & Delaware

12th & Delaware is an HBO documentary about an intersection in Florida. What's so unique about this intersection is that on the east side of the street, there's an abortion clinic. On the west side of the street is a pro-life clinic. Talk about CONFUSION!

I Saw My Apartment...

In my dreams of course...and it was FUCKING AWESOME! Rent was 780, everything was included but lights. They let me redo the kitchen when I moved in. It was a two bedroom, two bathroom, laundry facilities inside the apt, exposed brick and huge factory super apartment! It was beautiful! I had Andy (I told y'all about my future dog right?) I had a house warming, and I was working at Enterprise; life was exactly how I wanted it to be.