The Best Thing to Happen to Pregnancy Prevention Since Birth Control

A couple of days ago I got a text from a friend who was panicking because the condom was lost inside her during sex.

Upcoming blog posts

I don't feel like typing on my computer or my phone but I have some things to say. Just so I don't forget...

-Pregnancy avoidance
-Pillow talk and it's side effects
-Common denominator in failed relationships.
-The awesome-ness of the new iPad. (Coming soon)

I'll probably write them tomorrow after I leave the Apple store.

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You ol stunting ass niggas

So I was getting sunflower seeds at the gas station (yeah I'm a nigga) & there happened to be a dude there trying to get on.

As an aside, I always get hollered at when I'm not at my best. When a bitch is flawless; niggas never holla.

Anyway, so he's like, "aye boo, you tryna ride in my Challenger". So I look, and it happened to be two other people with him and one other person had a Challenger, also. I asked him how many cylinders it was and he said, "Oh you wanna act like you know cars huh? You don't know anything about cars".

I have a strong interest in cars because my dad has restored a couple. When I was younger #oombestfriends cousin used to sit on the porch at night and used to guess the car after just seeing the headlights.

Anyway, I told him to start it up and it sounded shitty so I told him, "you have a 6 cylinder...it ain't shit unless its an 8" and the dude face dropped. The other Challenger laughed and I said, "you can't say much, yours is a rental" and left while both of their mouths were often.

I can change my oil, suck a dick, cut hair and cook dinner all in the same day. I'm pretty fucking self-sufficient and don't NEED a man; I want one, and that's a pretty big damn difference lol.


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Best Way to Get Over Someone?? Get Under Someone Else

Last Monday, my car prep/driver came in & was looking a little long in the face so I asked him what was wrong...

Anger Management

So I was talking to the homie and we were venting about work when she happened to mention going to a therapist to talk about all her disillusionment associated with her job. It made me think about the day when I told my mom that I needed anger management.

Do Something

These past couple of days I've been really wanting to do something out of the norm.

I REALLY want to: learn to speak French, blow glass, throw clay, take an alternative food cooking glass, take an art class, take a tantric sex class (had to get my full hippy on), go to London (saving towards that now-2015)

Life's too short. Why continue to do the same shit??

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Find the problem, and change accordingly

I am a pretty weird machine. I can empathize, understand, and shoot the shit with the best of them, but I believe my greatest attribute (depends on who you ask) is the ability to adapt.

I know you're like, "WTF is she taking about??" but check it. I have this saying, "recognize and change accordingly" and that's exactly what I do.

As I said in the previous post, I fucking HATE ambiguity. Like, don't be a bitch; say what you feel! I compute confusion as disrespect, and when some people get into "fight or flight" mode, I get into "fight and flight" mode. I get pissed, I go off, and then I say fuck it.

I hate mixed signals, so i have no qualms with asking someone, "What type of relationship is this", "Where is this going"? When I ask those questions, I want the truth so I can what?? Yes, you've got it; change accordingly. It's simple logic, you can't expect to have a functioning relationship (and I mean that in the most basic sense, "two or more people being connected) if neither people involved know wtf is going on.



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